[taste the pain]

I just did that one gig and it was a waitering thingy. There were 8 of using serving drinks at a celebrity party and we all were wearing swimming trunks and an apron. My trunks were longer then the average ones so it looked like boxer brief. So for a few hours my fellow waiters and I walked around for a few hours in our trunks and apron and served the celebrity guests drinks. The only thing that I did that is considered stripping was near the end of the party where, we (the 8 waiters) were told to line up at the begining of the pool. We were evenly spaced and one by one we had to take off our aprons, dive into the poo, swim to the other end and pose. Thats all. There was not much stripping to begin with. But i must say, the food was awesome and we could drink as much as we wanted to. It was hell of a fun. Unfortunately, my face came out in the papers, Life section It was a big ass picture of a few of us(the waiters) and the newspaper kinda ditorted the truth a little. Come on, watcha expect its the news. Anyways, I did not know about til I got a call at about 7 in the morning from a friend who saw me in the papers. I rushed out of my room ,found the page and threw it away. The whole day i was getting calls from my friends and people I've not heard from in ages. Fucking annoying man. Anyways, after throwing that page away, I went to work and reached home around midnight, thinking that my family did not find out. I happily made my way home. Reached home, got a shock f my life. My clothes were all in a bag. Mum was making a shit load of noise at me and threatening to throw me out. Needless to say, for a few days i got shitand no one was talking to me...blah...blahh.blahhhh....

I AINT A STRIPPER